Jack in the Box looked down into his friends red and white eyes. "Well why not?" .
"What good would it do you?" asked Union Jack.
"Let me ask you a question then," said Jack in the Box.
"What do you want to do when you grow up?"
"Hmmph," said Union Jack. He pointed at the spring in Jack's box. "It's all about you not having anything, you know, down there."
But his friend Union Jack knew differently.